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The demi- gods in Africa homes.

So in every africa homes when your parents says the sky is red, you had better coorperate and take it that way, even if you know its blue. You being a christian or muslim is actually not an option, you’re whatever they’re. I know right? Very unfair but it is what is. Life is not fair in every Africa home.

This goes to most africa kids, getting good grades is not an option its a must, its compulsory or you’ll be left with the popular question; do the other kids have two or four heads. You must be second to none in your studies and guess how that turns out🤡🤡. Parents in africa especially in Nigeria are the demi- gods. Like I said it is what it is💁‍♀️🚶‍♀️

Africa Mum palava😂🤣

OK, so a close friend of mine came visiting two days and got a warm welcome😊 from my mum. She played all through the day with us and she ended up sleeping over. We chatted all night long because we’ve not seen each other for a long time now. At last we fell asleep😴😴 while gisting😁.

So the next morning I got up from bed and looked beside me, to my surprise my friend wasn’t there. I decided to get up and look for her In the living room , she wasn’t there too so I decided to check the kitchen where I found her and my mum chattering and laughing as if they were of the same age. It was amazing you know, cos my mum hardly laughs like this with my friends, and it made me curious to find out what was really going on.

“Good morning mum” I said while kneeling down, suddenly her smile formed into a bigger one, which was quite shocking. “Good morning the Queen of Africa” she said, “don’t you want to sleep some more; go back to sleep don’t worry I’ll bring your breakfast, what’s the time?!” this was when i realised it wasn’t just a smile it was sarcastic, it was fake!!!. “Mum actually I slept late yesterday that’s why I woke up late”.

“Well that’s not an excuse, your friend here has woken up as early as 5’o clock, and as far as I can remember you both slept at the same time”. my Mum went on and on about how my friend always wake up by 5 in the morning, and how lazy I am. She just went on comparing us, even after my friend left and she…………well you know the rest.

Lesson: Never bring a hardworking friend to the house or you’ll get compared to her for life😂😂🤣, am still in that mess; however if you bring a lazy friend home you’ll receive lectures for life 1000 ways to stay away from such friends. Am so confused who do I bring home, that’s just Africa homes for you. Please follow me up to know more about African homes and family display. Thanks😘😘

Africa family👨👩👦

Due to the constant and funny comedy everyone makes concerning African homes, it is quite obvious that 70% of the world knows what an Africa family looks like😁🤭. Starting From the carefree and sometimes strict dad to the No nonsense mother and then to the annoying and protective older brother or ever angry sister then to the troublesome middle born and the over pampered last born😒😒.

, a typical nuclear Africa family 👨👩👦 Consists of wilder relations than the normal nuclear families. African families are typically extended to aunts,uncles,grandparents,cousins and of course other blood relations we don’t wanna see. Africa families are extremely funny and lovely if you come across one🤭🤗.

Please follow me to know more about the funny behavior and everything family does in an african home. Thanks😊😍